Call-Me-Kris

ao3feed-sterek:

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1qQr8Ok

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I had a sister. Back before I became the Black Widow. Before Natasha Romanov…before the Red Room. When I was Natalia Romanova.

Words: 4110, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

zeramato:

Students who still have a lot ahead of them. Students like me, who still have dreams, goals, and students who still aim for achievements. But because of this tragedy, it all faded away. 

I bow and salute to the brave students who saved the lives of others and sacrificed themselves. They are heroes. They are people who deserves a lot better than awards. They deserve to be in Heaven, a place full of happiness and there will be no more sufferings. I also pray for the lives of the family and the people involved in this accident and specially the souls of these heroes.

I hope that the students who were saved by these mighty students will live their lives to the fullest, achieve their dreams and goals and love their family more. I also wish that they will live being inspired by the heroes who saved their lives. Please do so.

And for the captain, my middle finger salutes you. Live well. In guilt. Thank you.

#PrayForSouthKorea

howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.

this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!

guess what America should do

crowfeatherstudio:

In celebration of the first successful salt kiln that I fired on my own I’ve decided to do a small giveaway! 

I’ll be giving away one (1) of the beautiful mugs that came out of this firing, pictured above. They’re all 100% microwave and dishwasher safe, just keep them off of direct heat (like your stovetop!). 

Here’s the rules:

» Must be following this blog (networking, you know)

» Each participant is allowed one (1) reblog and one (1) like, two (2) entries total.

» Ends 30 April, 2014 at 12:00 am CST (midwest represent)

» International shipping not currently available (sorry guys, I’m just really poor)

The winner will be randomly chosen and contacted via their inbox, so have it open!

This is super crazy new to me, so we’ll see how it goes. Good luck!

yijitumbles:

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Hi! I’m Yiji and I’m super broke haha! *cry*
So I’ve got a huge school bill I need to pay off soon (because I need to pay my fees in advance) and my poor back account is suffering, so I’m OPENING UP FOR COMMISSIONS! At the moment they’re mostly chibi…

earthwoolfire:

Yarn bowl with curly feet and matching mugs set. This is a repeat order in glaze colours I think work well together. This set is £100 GBP +P&P ($168 +shipping)
Available on earthwoolfire.etsy.com or via earthwoolfire@gmail.com

earthwoolfire:

Yarn bowl with curly feet and matching mugs set. This is a repeat order in glaze colours I think work well together. This set is £100 GBP +P&P ($168 +shipping)
Available on earthwoolfire.etsy.com or via earthwoolfire@gmail.com

earthwoolfire:

Simple terracotta yarn bowls. Unfired. We don’t just make the complicated stuff you know … :-)
earthwoolfire@gmail.com

earthwoolfire:

Simple terracotta yarn bowls. Unfired. We don’t just make the complicated stuff you know … :-)
earthwoolfire@gmail.com

earthwoolfire:

Bottle crochet hook holder. This is made from red terracotta earthenware and glazed in light and dark blue giving the appearance of brown against the pot colour. It is available from today at earthwoolfire.etsy.com and via earthwoolfire@gmail.com at £60GBP +P&P ($99+shipping).

earthwoolfire:

Bottle crochet hook holder. This is made from red terracotta earthenware and glazed in light and dark blue giving the appearance of brown against the pot colour. It is available from today at earthwoolfire.etsy.com and via earthwoolfire@gmail.com at £60GBP +P&P ($99+shipping).

earthwoolfire:

Double decker yarn bowl. There will be more of these but with a more seductive body and a few small design improvements coming soon. 
earthwoolfire@gmail.com

earthwoolfire:

Double decker yarn bowl. There will be more of these but with a more seductive body and a few small design improvements coming soon.
earthwoolfire@gmail.com

brambledragon:

"Waterfall" mug. Think I’m getting pretty good at the primitive chic.

relmstudios:

Trimming in high speed.

Emperor’s New College

tokyodoll13:

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hurpthederp:

kitcatsmeow:

Ed, Edd and Eddy are dead
“Ed, Edd ‘n’ Eddy was one of Cartoon Network’s original programs created back in the late ’90s. It’s a pretty simple, wholesome show about three kids (all named some variation of Edward) who … really, they just spend a lot of time trying to scam the other kids on their block. They’re kind of assholes. OK, so maybe it’s not so wholesome.
The Theory:
You know what else isn’t wholesome? Dead kids. This theory proposes that all the children on the show are actually dead, and the neighborhood they live in is purgatory. But then again, they said the same thing about Lost and it turned out to be bullshit (mostly).
Why It’s Not That Crazy:
For one thing, some of these kids already look like they’re dead: Pretty much everyone in this neighborhood has weird skin tones or odd-colored tongues, like corpses might have.
But then there’s the fact that there are no adults in the show: They’re mentioned, but never seen. You do see vague silhouettes of adults on a few occasions, but they never move (yeah, that’s not creepy or anything). The closest thing to an adult we ever see is Eddy’s older brother, whom they meet the only time in the entire show’s history when they leave their neighborhood/purgatory. However, the guy turns out to be a complete piece of shit, meaning that it’s totally feasible that they were simply visiting him in hell.This would also explain why the setting of the show is so hard to pinpoint: In one episode, the kids are seen using a typewriter, despite having been shown using a computer in another, and they seem to know what a cassette tape is, unlike most teens of the 2000s. The theory holds that this is because each one came from a different period in American history:
Rolf, the weird kid with the inexplicable Eastern European accent, died in the early 1900s in a farming accident. Johnny, the one whose best friend is a plank, comes from the 1920s, when owning a piece of wood with a face painted on it made you the most popular kid on the block. Jimmy, the sickly kid with yellowish skin, died of leukemia in the 2000s, and so on.
The theory also alleges that there’s one set of characters who aren’t dead, but not alive either. The antagonistic Kanker sisters, who frequently abuse and berate all the other kids on the show, are actually demons placed in purgatory to torture them. Coincidentally, they are the only regular characters who have pink tongues … just like non-dead people do.”
http://www.cracked.com/article_19882_6-insane-but-convincing-fan-theories-about-kids-cartoons_p2.html#ixzz2CBLBWLUp
MY MIND IS FUCKING BLOWN!!!

oh wow this is fucking COOL!

hurpthederp:

kitcatsmeow:

Ed, Edd and Eddy are dead

Ed, Edd ‘n’ Eddy was one of Cartoon Network’s original programs created back in the late ’90s. It’s a pretty simple, wholesome show about three kids (all named some variation of Edward) who … really, they just spend a lot of time trying to scam the other kids on their block. They’re kind of assholes. OK, so maybe it’s not so wholesome.

The Theory:

You know what else isn’t wholesome? Dead kids. This theory proposes that all the children on the show are actually dead, and the neighborhood they live in is purgatory. But then again, they said the same thing about Lost and it turned out to be bullshit (mostly).

Why It’s Not That Crazy:

For one thing, some of these kids already look like they’re dead: Pretty much everyone in this neighborhood has weird skin tones or odd-colored tongues, like corpses might have.

But then there’s the fact that there are no adults in the show: They’re mentioned, but never seen. You do see vague silhouettes of adults on a few occasions, but they never move (yeah, that’s not creepy or anything). The closest thing to an adult we ever see is Eddy’s older brother, whom they meet the only time in the entire show’s history when they leave their neighborhood/purgatory. However, the guy turns out to be a complete piece of shit, meaning that it’s totally feasible that they were simply visiting him in hell.

This would also explain why the setting of the show is so hard to pinpoint: In one episode, the kids are seen using a typewriter, despite having been shown using a computer in another, and they seem to know what a cassette tape is, unlike most teens of the 2000s. The theory holds that this is because each one came from a different period in American history:

Rolf, the weird kid with the inexplicable Eastern European accent, died in the early 1900s in a farming accident. Johnny, the one whose best friend is a plank, comes from the 1920s, when owning a piece of wood with a face painted on it made you the most popular kid on the block. Jimmy, the sickly kid with yellowish skin, died of leukemia in the 2000s, and so on.

The theory also alleges that there’s one set of characters who aren’t dead, but not alive either. The antagonistic Kanker sisters, who frequently abuse and berate all the other kids on the show, are actually demons placed in purgatory to torture them. Coincidentally, they are the only regular characters who have pink tongues … just like non-dead people do.”

http://www.cracked.com/article_19882_6-insane-but-convincing-fan-theories-about-kids-cartoons_p2.html#ixzz2CBLBWLUp

MY MIND IS FUCKING BLOWN!!!

oh wow this is fucking COOL!